Insult: Every word you say to me is stupid. Pirate Insult: You have the manners of a beggar. Response: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. Insult: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! Pirate Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. Response: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. Insult: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! Pirate Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. Response: Why, did you want to borrow one? Insult: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. Pirate Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? Response: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. Insult: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. Pirate Insult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! Insult: I will milk every drop of blood from your body! Pirate Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer. Insult: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. Pirate Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. Response: You make me think somebody already did. Insult: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig. Response: He must have taught you everything you know. Insult: Only once have I met such a coward! Pirate Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. Response: Even BEFORE they smell your breath? Insult: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! & I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors. Pirate Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming. Response: So you got that job as janitor, after all. Insult: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! Pirate Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! Response: First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster. Insult: My tongue is sharper then any sword Pirate Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! Response: And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? Insult: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today. Pirate Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! The Sword Master’s insults are referred to as “S.M. Each reply fits with both a pirate insult and a Sword Master insult. You will have to use the responses from your earlier fights with the pirates as replies to the Sword Master’s new insults. This list is made up of the insults that you need to learn as well as their responses in order to beat the Sword Master.